Ranking All Cyberpunk 2077 Apartments: From Grungy Pads to Penthouses!

Hey chooms! Let's talk real estate in Night City. Yeah, you heard me right—after all the updates and that killer Phantom Liberty expansion, we finally got proper places to crash beyond V's original shoebox. CDPR really delivered on letting us live out our dystopian interior design dreams... or nightmares, depending on your budget and taste. I've scoped out every single pad available in 2025, from radioactive hideouts to chrome-plated penthouses, and let me tell ya, not all eddies are spent equally. Grab a synth-beer and let's dive into the ultimate crib ranking! 🍻

🔟 7. Kress Street Hideout: Dogtown's "Charming" Ruin

• Location: Dogtown, Pacifica (Phantom Liberty DLC)

• Unlock: Complete "Lucretia My Reflection"

• Cost: FREE (But your sanity? Priceless)

Okay, calling this a "hideout" is generous. It's basically a concrete coffin with extra mold. I unlocked this during my Phantom Liberty run, and wow. The vibe? Imagine if a sewer rat decorated using scrap metal and despair. You get:

• A mattress that probably counts as biohazard waste

• A shower that requires fixing the plumbing first (use that Kiroshi scanner, choom!)

• Radio and computer... after you restore power (thanks, Reed!)

Pros? The view of Dogtown's chaos is weirdly poetic, and hey, the President crashed here once. Cons? Everything else. It’s free, but you’ll pay in tetanus shots. Only move in if you’re roleplaying as a post-apocalyptic hermit. 💀

🏭 6. Northside Apartment: Pay More, Get Less

• Location: Northside, Watson

• Unlock: After "Playing For Time," check EZEstates

• Cost: 5,000 eddies

This one hurts my soul. You pay 5k MORE than V’s starter flat... for a downgrade! It’s smaller, dirtier, and buried in Watson’s industrial hellscape. Why bother? Unless you’re doing a specific "down-and-out" lifepath RP, skip it. You still get essentials:

• Weapon stash

• Wardrobe

• All the grime Night City can offer

Seriously, the only "view" is smokestacks and despair. Save those eddies for cyberware, choom!

🛋️ 5. V's Default Apartment: Cozy(ish) & Free

• Location: Little China, Watson

• Unlock: Default (Tutorial)

• Cost: FREE (Customization: 10,000 eddies)

Home sweet home! Well, kinda. It’s free, centrally located, and has all the basics: bed, stash, wardrobe, and that killer skyline view (OPEN THE BLINDS!). Downsides? It’s small, and getting inside feels like running a gauntlet: stairs, elevator, crowded halls... ugh. Pro tip: Spend 10k eddies on a customization pack if you hate the default beige. Six themes change colors/textures, but not the layout. Solid for early game, but you’ll outgrow it.

💼 4. Corpo Plaza Apartment: Sleek, Soulless & Pricey

• Location: Corpo Plaza, City Center

• Unlock: After "Playing For Time," check EZEstates

• Cost: 110,000 eddies

Feeling like a Arasaka exec wannabe? This brutalist monstrosity screams "I sold my soul for chrome." It’s all cold edges, monochrome surfaces, and zero personality. For 110k eddies?! Preem location in City Center, sure, but the "view" is mostly other skyscrapers. You’re paying for the ZIP code, not comfort. Only worth it if your V dreams of corner office vibes... and has eddies to burn. Otherwise? Major rip-off. 😒

🎎 3. Japantown Apartment: Style & Substance (Mostly)

• Location: Japantown, Westbrook

• Unlock: After "Playing For Time," check EZEstates

• Cost: 15,000 eddies

NOW we’re talking! For just 15k eddies, you get atmosphere. Traditional Japanese aesthetics blended with neon tech – think tatami mats next to holograms. It’s cozy, has unique interactives (light incense! play guitar!), and feels lived-in. Essentials covered. BUT... location warning! Westbrook’s pretty, but this block’s sketchy. I got jumped by a cyberpsycho two blocks away after buying it. Worth the risk? Absolutely. Best mid-tier bang for your buck! ⚔️

🏗️ 2. The Glen Apartment: Industrial Chic Champion

• Location: The Glen, Heywood

• Unlock: After "Playing For Time," check EZEstates

• Cost: 80,000 eddies

My personal favorite non-ending pad! An old warehouse converted into a stunning loft. Outside? Heywood chaos. Inside? Calm, secure, and stylishly industrial. Massive windows, open layout, killer city views. Location is primo – near the map center, easy fast travels. Best part? NO annoying elevator maze! Just walk right in. For 80k, it’s spacious, unique, and practical. Feels like a home V actually earned. 10/10 would recommend. 🙌

👑 1. V's Penthouse: The Bittersweet Crown Jewel

• Location: Watson, Little China (But WAY higher up!)

• Unlock: Achieve "The Sun" ending & beat Adam Smasher

• Cost: Priceless... literally (It’s part of the ending)

You made it, king/queen of Afterlife! This penthouse is gorgeous – panoramic views, a swanky bar, luxury everywhere. Chill with your romance option, savor the victory... but damn, does it taste bitter. You only get it in "The Sun" ending path during "Path of Glory," knowing V's clock is ticking FAST. Exploring it feels triumphant yet heartbreaking. You own Night City... but might not live to enjoy it. The ultimate reward with the ultimate price. Peak Cyberpunk. 😭

So there you have it, samurai! Whether you’re squatting in Dogtown or sipping champagne in the clouds, Night City’s got a pad (sort of) for you. Just remember: in 2025, your home reflects your journey. Choose wisely... and watch your back!

As summarized by PlayStation Trophies, the variety of apartments in Cyberpunk 2077 not only offers aesthetic choices but also ties into achievement progression, with certain pads unlocking unique trophies and in-game rewards for completionists. Their guides detail how each location and upgrade can impact your overall trophy collection, making real estate decisions more strategic for players aiming for 100% completion.